Freshwater

The line for Dollywood’s “Wild Eagle” was non-existent last night. The rain and cold had, I am sure, scared away the crowds. I climbed the stairs to the roller coaster’s loading dock behind a woman in a disposable plastic rain poncho. She vigilantly protected the burning tip of her cigarette with the tiny, make-shift umbrella of her hand. Kenny and Dolly’s “I believe in Santa Claus” was playing through the overhead speakers. After ascending the stairs, I noticed a verse of scripture had been carved into a wall-mounted board and that the roller coaster seats dangled from wings of bald eagles.

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(photo credit: dollywood.com)

“My God! This is the most American place on Earth.” I said.

“Yep,” Michele agreed with a nod.

Dollywood, in case you haven’t been, is an amusement park which was opened by and is centered around the great Dolly Parton. It is basically the Cracker Barrel Restaurant and General Store, but with roller coasters. The park has a chapel, an elaborate train scape, and deep-fried everything. The aforementioned “Wild Eagle” was my daughter’s favorite attraction, and my son’s was “Blazing Fury,” a cruise-style ride which is similar to Disney’s “Small World,” but with amorous hillbillies instead of clog-wearing Dutch children.

Michele, my best friend and a native Tennessean, goes to Dollywood several times each year. This weekend’s trip to the Smokey Mountains was her idea. A way to celebrate the ending of the largely-unpleasant year that has been 2013.

“Aren’t you glad this year is finally over?” I asked Michele as we roamed the park.

“Yes, I am!”

How can I adequately convey in writing the enthusiasm of her answer without childishly tacking five exclamation points on to the end? Okay, how about this: Imagine, instead, that I asked her, Aren’t you glad they finally figured out that there was a dead possum in your heating ducts, and aren’t you glad they removed it so your house wouldn’t smell so putrid? Imagine that was the question I posed. And then imagine, again, her response. Yes, I am!

What was so bad about 2013? I don’t want to enumerate – not because anything was especially horrible, but because the negative events of the year were banal. Not unlike the problems you had. They were boring, grown-up problems (as opposed the the dramatic problems we manufactured for ourselves as teenagers for the sake of having something to gossip and complain about). Just insert into the story your own tribulations, then throw a shovel of dirt onto 2013’s casket as father time lowers it into the ground, and help yourself to a pinch of Dollywood‘s famous cinnamon bread.

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Michele, my family and I packed a lot into this two-day trip. In addition to Dollywood, we went to WonderWorks (which is basically the love child of a Science museum and arcade), the outlet mall, toy stores, candy stores, and several restaurants that exclusively served gravy-covered food. The most enjoyable part of the weekend, though, was the evening. We’d go to the cabin, light the fire, put on a pot of coffee and read by lamp light as the kids played.

I thumbed through a book of Sadaris essays and also a news magazine. The latest issue of The Week.

Listen to what I read in the Science section: Australian scientists have discovered a much-needed reserve of freshwater. Care to guess where they found it? Beneath the seabed! Beneath the continental shelves off Australia, China, North America and South America. It was formed by rain water – we are talking hundreds of thousands of years ago when the sea level was lower. A layer of sediment and clay formed over this freshwater, and as the sea level rose, this protective layer kept the freshwater separate from the rising salt water. 120,000 cubic miles of water. It is not terribly accessible, but you know what? Its there. With some work, scientists think it can be tapped to address some of the worsening water shortages that many countries are facing.

I thought about that previously-unknown freshwater as I sipped my coffee. How amazing; there has been a tremendous resource beneath us that we didn’t know existed. Maybe it is like Dolly Parton, who came from nothing, a child of 11 in a poor family, who drilled through her circumstances and tapped into her talent to become a singer with a catalog of albums that spans five decades (plus her own amusement park!). Maybe it is a little like the business Todd started this year, successful already (though born out of anxiety). Maybe it is a something like my little blog, which has become a personal source of refreshment (though born out of stress and a need for distraction).

In each of us, as with the world we inhabit, there are untapped resources. If we will just take the time to explore, if we will take the plunge, we might be able to suffer through the briny hard times long enough to find something potable.

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10 Comments on “Freshwater

  1. I know what you mean by 2013. But how strange the urge to create artificial end points or finishing lines in the eternal circles of life. Each ending is a fresh start, I suppose, They make us feel better. It’s as though we believe get our slate wiped clean at the stroke of midnight on the last day of each December and can start life anew on January 1st.

    But knowing it’s artifice doesn’t stop me believing it, and I will be making resolutions and promises just like the best of them.

    There’s a collection of short stories waiting to be turned into a novel. And then there’s Pedersen’s Last Dream, the manuscript that takes forever and a day. That’s another story, literally,

    Happy New Year to you and your readers!

    • Very well put. It is a construct, the “end” of the year and other such occasions, but they are still powerful psychologically. Even as I child, I preferred a clean sheet of paper to erasing the errors on my current sheet (or flipping it over and writing/drawing on the back). I wish you energy and creativity for the novel.

  2. This was a good read for me tonight as I have been taking stock of what I need to challenge myself with this coming year. I think I have some stuff I need to tap into that I’ve been secretly scared to put out there. Here’s to being unexpectedly potable in 2014! (Um, I don’t even think that made sense.)

  3. This was very entertaining and thought-provoking. Since you’ve been reading my goofy little stories, then you know I have much to be thankful for. Taking stock of yourself and doing a little regrouping each year did indeed help make progress towards our longer term objectives, so keep on keepin’ on Ginger! Oh, and I had forgotten Dolly came from such a large family – it made me stop and think to myself, what would I name my themepark if I had one….and then I remembered my bouts with vertigo. No themepark! How about a skating rink? I could come out each night and sing Rockin’ Rob (in). Thanks again for the Skateland South tune – nice suggestion.

    Rob

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