Trascriptions of a Pair of Messages Left on our Answering Machine Today
This is (name omitted).
I don’t know who this is.
I think it’s McDonalds.
Me and my husband was at, uh, my daddy’s funeral.
We come by there to get us somethin’ to eat, and they messed our order. All. Up!
I would appreciate it if I could talk to somebody.
Thank you and have a nice day.
How is anybody suppose to talk to y’all if y’all wont answer your phone?!