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The Perfect Bacon Bowl

My fellow Americans, let us hang our collective heads in shame. I just returned from a trip to the local Wal-Mart, and guess what they now carry: bacon bowl makers. Have you heard of the “Perfect Bacon Bowl?” I had not until today, but the box says as seen on TV, so I suppose some […]

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GO GIRL: A Product Review

My days of penis envy are over. As of this week I can, if I so choose, pee standing up. My dear friend, Rachel, showed up at the house unannounced this past Wednesday while I was fixing dinner. She hugged my neck before I had a chance to put down my spatula, and she gave […]

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