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I’m the Lesser Half

So I watched back-to-back episodes of “Catfish the TV Show” earlier today and am now kicked back before a TLC program called “Sex Sent Me to the ER.” This is me – the person I become when my husband is out of town. Todd went away on business two days ago. Two. I couldn’t tell […]

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I’ve Been Cleaning for the Nanny

There is a near-empty bottle of pinot noir on our kitchen counter. My husband thought to “seal” the mouth of the bottle with plastic wrap after a fruitless search for the cork. There are several hand-wash only items growing invisible colonies of cooties in the sink. Stemware. A fondue pot. From the look of our […]

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